Q.So what disappears for a long time, comes back, then quickly leaves, considers coming back for a split second, decides not to, switches to a new blog like community, then on some obscure night at an obscure time returns.

A. Seasoning Salt.......................and me.

Don't get? You will later.

Ray's life Lesson # 001100100111110011101000011110100:

Oh my God, the producers of American Idol like totally stole that awesome idea you had  three days ago. And oh my God, no one should ever say " like totally" again.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA......

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

HEHOHAHEHOHA

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

LLMAO

LOL

.....I can't stop laughing at the world.

Okay, so I go to every class, take tons of notes, read the book, study my ass off, take the test and do okay.

Now, I don't go to class for a month, stop reading the book, miss the test itself, come back one day talk to the teacher, take the test and fucking Ace it and get my highest test score ever!!! How in the hell do you explain that. Please tell me, how the fuck do you explain that. I love this college!

Oh and thanks for the flowers...........you know who you are.....ALEX.......teehee......

Ray's Life Lesson # 109:

Never mix puppy chow, and six grande Iced Mochas.........it hurts like the devil in laced panties.....oh......god......the pain.....the sweet sweet pain...

Question:

 How do you get a lot of people to comment on your xanga?

Answer:

Pretend that your moving away forever.....you'd be amazed at the results.

So anyways, now that we've all had a good laugh let's get back to business. Wheat is up two whole points in the market. Florida has just passed a very scare ass law that basically says that if your in a fight with someone and you feel that the other person can seriously hurt you, then you are allowed to pull out a firearm and open fire......yeah....that's a little much don't ya think? I mean if your in a fight in the first place then you should understand that the other person isn't there to tickle you, because last time I checked the point of a fight was to hurt the other person............GOD I LOVE STUPIDITY!!! It keeps things so fresh and interesting. K this got way too long. I'm done. Take the lesson and leave.......

.....or just leave, it's your choice. Although I haven't had any questions in forever so those can be left as well, but once again, it's your choice.

Ray's Life Lesson # 33:

Click here or go to it      http://conangator.ytmnd.com/

 The answers you seek lie there......oh and make sure that you have sound.....

...or you'll die.

Well, I have a confession to make. I'm NOT moving to New York. It was a joke.....hahahaha.....funny right?...yeah anyways sorry peeps who actually cared. I meant to say it was a joke the next day, but I couldn't get to a computer with free time till now. Okay, well that it. K, till next time. Cya.

Ray's Life Lesson # 58:

It doesn't matter how good Episode 3 is, ONE good movie does not a Trilogy make. Remember that and your life will be as productive as the bees in my pants.

I'm baaaaccccckkkk bitches!!!!!

K that was a little uncalled for, I'm sorry, but, I'M STILL BACK!!!

   Well, it's been a while, so quick summary of my life:

1. Born on Sept.28 1985

2. Some stuff happened

3. I'm sitting at a computer in Hale

Okay, well now that I've got you all caught up I can move on to other things. Things like, the world and everything that's wrong with it. For instance, fish, now don't get me wrong, I've been known to enjoy a fish here and there before, but dammit I'm tired of fins!!!

On a more coherent note. I can now sell you all guns and bullets at K-Mart. Well actually I just know how to sell you guns and bullets, but it's only a matter of time before I gain their trust. If you haven't caught on yet I now work at K-Mart. Yeah, I know, go ahead, laugh, get it all out, k, are you done laughing at me, no, k I'll wait a little longer.......................

........Alright, so yeah it's pretty fun working there, even if it is the NASCAR capital of Manhattan. Also, I'm taking Kung fu, Aikido, and Modern Dance classes this summer.....so yea being active. Oh and I'm moving away to New York in July. But that's another tale my friends. Till next time, stay safe and remember your friends and what they mean to ya. Now read your lesson and get outta here.

Ray's Life Lesson # 21:

        I'm sorry but the lesson will have to be postponed. I have upsetting news. The new actor to play James Bond has been announced. It's Orlando Bloom.....................................................................................................

......KAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!